Ok so utk post kali ni, sila brace urself..mesti goosebump kan tgk tajuk ni..haha.. apa punya writer, diri sendiri pun x hensem (ye ke?? Haha) nak tulis benda pelik2.. dh jadi John Gray plak.. haha.. mesti penulis ni tgh lost his sense of self-control or lost composure or tgh vain giler, yadaa yadaa yadaa bla bla bla..=p owh ni PG 13 ok, agak2 rasa cuak, jgn baca ok, I’m not responsible of any expected sudden heart attack ok (HOCM la kot, sbb org muda je suka baca post gini..erk!)!!
ok2 here’s some explanation, sejak 2 menjak ni byk betul baca buku psl human behaviour, so unintentionally sometimes I started to behave like a human behaviorist..(ada ke such thing?? LOL..)
ni hukum2 newton tersebut..
Hukum newton 1: kehenseman berkadar langsung dgn kepintaran [-_^]
Is this really true?.. not really, I don’t think so. I really do. might be true in minor cases…. Sbb selalunya org yg perasan dia hensem ni akn behave stupidly. Dia buat benda yg dia rasa mcm cool, hoping org akn tgk dia, tapi sbnrnya di mata org lain dia nmpk bangang. anyway, you do not need handsome to be a genious in whatever you’re doing, who cares!! even if you’re handicapped, you can be somebody in this world.. I give you some extraordinary examples (tapi jgn igt saya kata diorg ni x hensem plak..tapi still good looking ok!).. org yg buat quantum theory, Stephen Hawking.. He’s a big man now, although he is seating low on a wheelchair..hensem ke?? Daaa.. (anda nilai sendiri=p).. bill gates pun, pak cik apple yg selalu present iphone tu pun.. hensem ke?? Daaa… (rasa jht plak, suka hati je profile org..bapak judging giler writer neh..astaghfirullah hal a’zim =p).. such a myth!!
Hukum Newton 2: org hensem x sedar dia hensem sampaila org puji dia hensem..("/)
Owh this is so true.. no seriously, org hensem truly deeply never knew they are good looking until many (I mean at least hundreds of people ok) people started to address him as handsome right in front of his face tanpa rasa malu.. lepas tu dia spontaneously blushed, n speechless ( even kalau dia respon pun mesti tersipu-sipu, mgkn sbb bibir tgh sibuk berzikir dan ucap alhamdulillah.. haha sapa tau.. LOL).. ok so getting merapu now.. preposterous, jibberish, LOL=p.. ok yg ni mcm facts!!
Hukum newton 3: org hensem takkan pernah kesunyian!! oOOyeah!! LOL
oOyeah!! I like this 3rd rule.. the best ever.. to be honest mmg org hensem x pernah kesunyian.. sbb mmg ramai org suka approach dia.. tapi dpnd gak arr kalau org tu sombong sapa hingin nk approach.. boleh get lost lah!! Lebih tepat lg, selalunya yg x pernah kesunyian adalah org yg humble, baik tutur kata, santun amalannya.. hensem perlu ke?? Takdelah.. such a myth!
The huge myth…(I think)
Big myth:org hensem ni lmbt dimakan tua, so bila kita tua, dia duk maintain attractive lg, mesti dia cari lain *sigh*..so better cari yg x hensem..
Lorh.. ada jugak rules pelik mcm neh.. amenderlah.. ada gak org percaya mcm ni.. yela lain people lain point of view, lain cara tgk sesuatu hal.. with all due respect, jgnlah fikir camni, kesian giler kt org yg hensem, sbb biasanya org hensem ni mcm loyal cket, tapi org yg selalu judge dia mcm tak loyal just because dia centre of attention.. even dia adalah centre of attention, as long dia pay attention pd anda consistently that is all matter.. btul.. kalau org hensem dh btul suka dgn sepenuh hati, takkan lah dia nk buat benda yg against apa yg dia suka.. cewahh!! Ok dh terlebih John Gray.. mmg merapu giler post ni..daa..
The big Fact.. (I think)
Big fact: org hensem ni selalunya berhati baik, jujur..tapi kalau dia ditipu or being used, dia mmg unforgiving cket
No explanation for this.. just out of the blue I do think so..jarang la jumpa org hensem berhidung belang.. dunno, just think so.. and yeah mmg org hensem mcm mudah sikit ditipu, mcm naïve cket, tapi throughout experiences they learn sbb org hensem ada cerita dahulu kala yg sgt pnjg.. hohoho.. wth am I thinking.. seriously giler merepek.. dh2 better stop!!
Conclusion: utk sesapa yg baca setiap rules ni, pastu mengangguk-angguk bersetuju, ataupun berkata dlm hati dgn gembira, that’s so sound like me..ok get a hold of yourself ok!!takyah la nak vain!! haha sbb korang sume mmg dh terkena.. there is no such thing as laws above, there are no rules for being handsome.. who are we to judge @ profile org ni hensem ke tidak, cantik ke tidak. Semuanya cantik, sbb ciptaan Allah semuanya cantik-cantik belaka, tak caya gi tgk cermin, anda pasti comel tak kiralah mata anda biru ke coklat ke hitam ke, rambut ikal mayang ke, lurus ke, kerinting ke, hidung mancung ke, terkepek sikit ke, sumenya cantik dgn cara tersendiri... cantik ke buruk ke, tu semua mata manusia, nafsu jadi penilai, sbb kecantikan itu ada di dlm bkn nmpk di luar.. mcm org putih kata.. beauty lies in the eyes of beholder.. dari dok sibuk profile org ni cun ke tidak, baik kita gi lepak kt surau ke dewan org ramai ke, tolong cuci kubur lg bagus.. hehe..
Cuma satu rules je dlm hidup.. Allah’s rules called syariat.. kalau sesebuah perkara dibuat berteraskan syariat, niat betul, pasti setiap di buat nampak berhasil hingga ke akhir hayat.. tak perlu nk risau hensem ke tidak, bkn itu yg Allah tgk, sbb semua ciptaan Allah semuanya hensem belaka, so eloklah kita mula belajar mensyukuri dgn apa yg ada pada diri sendiri.. Say Alhamdulillah, Thank you Allah..
"Seandainya kalian menghitung nikmat Allah, tentu kalian tidak akan mampu"
(An-Nahl: 18).
Menurut ayat tersebut, jangankan menghitung nikmat, mengkategorikannya saja tidak mungkin sebab nikmat Allah tidak terbatas banyaknya. Karenanya seorang mukmin tidak seharusnya menghitung nikmat, melainkan berdzikir dan mewujudkan rasa syukurnya.
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